Sunday, August 20, 2006

The Rating Scale

Developed in Conjunction with Mr J.J.E. Imber, Esq

This was lost after some house cleaning on my other site. So, I've reposted it.

Ratings on this website will attempt to follow a rational and meaningful system of evaluation and quantification. There will be two systems. One system will follow a number-name system between -3 and +3 with no fractions and only a theoretical zero. The second system will be identical in substance, but since everyone on earth rates movies using stars we will condescend to a star based system. from 0 to 5 stars using only whole stars. The meanings and terminology of the system are outlined below:

Number-
Name
Stars (movie)
Descriptor Meaning Success

+3

5
Very superior, fantastic A Z-score of greater than +2 or 2.275 % of all things of this nature. (98th and 99th percentile)

STRONGLY SURPASSED

Revolutionary qualities and others better start taking notice.

+2
4
Quality, very good, excellent, A Z-score of between +1and +2 or 13.590 % of all things of this nature. (between 84th and 97th percentile)

SURPASSED

Has surpassed expectations with unique and innovative qualities

+1
3
Legit, good, alright A Z-score of between 0 and +1 or 34.135% of all things of this nature. (between 50th and 83rd percentile)

STRONG PASS

Has met expectations with general satisfaction

0
"2 1/2"
The theoretical average This is the theoretical average point. A grade of zero will not be given. Iit has no real existential value. Have you ever had the average wine?
-1
2
Not impressive, has problems A Z-score of between 0 and -1 or 34.135 % of all things of this nature. (between 16th and 49th percentile)

WEAK PASS

Did not meet all expectations, but has certain redeeming qualities

-2
1
Junk, bad, not good A Z-score of between -1and -2 or 13.590 % of all things of this nature. (between 2nd and 15th percentile)

MARGINAL FAIL

with no redeeming qualites (wine would be rejected)

-3
0
*@#^&# A Z-score of less than -2 or 2.275 % of all things of this nature. (0th and 1st percentile)

SEVERE FAIL

Has qualities, but they are bad. This was a step in the wrong direction

The Z-score is a statistical tool. If you decided to sleep through your statistics course or have simply forgotten what it all means please check this website for a brief refresher:

http://www.sysurvey.com/tips/statistics/zscore.htm

Friday, August 18, 2006

Review: Domino

The movie Domino is a movie about a member of the Beverly Hills 90210 establishment who rebels against her mother and becomes a Bounty Hunter. The movie attempts to build a character development story along with the action movie strory. The former is not very convincing and/or interesting; the latter is pretty standard. What saves the movie and brings it slightly above average is the style of the presentation and some pretty cool casting - if it has Christopher Walken chances are it will be cool.

The action story line is told by Domino the bounty hunter in a police interrogation room. Of Course, this has been done, but Lucy Liu is the interogator and there is a good raport between the two. The main action story line develops over an inside job gone wrong, again, it has been done. What makes the movie kinda edgy is the female bounty hunter trying to prover herself. Plus the filming is done in a gritty kind of colour that lends a Bobba-Fet meets American Western in modern LA feel to the movie. I don't like making those kind of analogies any more than most people like reading them. Nonetheless I think the comparison is apt, so tough.

What does this all add up to? A solid action movie.

On the official Chris' Choice scale Domino gets three stars.

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